Chinatown San Francisco, CA

Image taken in a less tourist-oriented section of Chinatown.

Fly Me to the Moon – From the Economist

Moon tourism

Fly me to the moon

Two private firms are offering moon jaunts to the rich and dedicated

Jun 30th 2012 | from the print edition

 

Are we nearly there yet?

 

THE space race between America and the Soviet Union was as much about ideological one-upmanship as extraterrestrial exploration. A new space race to the moon has an even less lofty goal: sightseeing. Two space-tourism companies are planning rival lunar missions that could see private individuals paying to fly to Earth’s nearest celestial neighbour.

On June 19th Excalibur Almaz, a space company based on the Isle of Man, a British dependency in the Irish Sea, became the second company—after Space Adventures, an American space-tourism firm—to offer tickets for a commercial moonshot. Both firms are charging $150m a seat, a price that includes months of ground-based training. Neither is offering a descent to the moon’s surface—just a lunar fly by.

Whereas the Americans won the first space race, the Russians are favourites for the rematch. Both Excalibur Almaz and Space Adventures are using Russian-made rockets and spacecraft. Space Adventures plans to re-engineer the veteran Soyuz craft that it has used to shuttle seven space tourists up to the International Space Station (ISS). Excalibur Almaz intends to refit two Almaz space stations that were originally made for the Soviet armed forces.

The space-tourism business is famously long on hype but rather short, so far, on results. And both firms face big engineering challenges, to put it mildly. The easier task probably falls to Space Adventures, whose well-testedSoyuz capsules—which have been flying, in one form or another, since the 1960s—require a beefier communications system, larger portholes (everyone wants a window seat, after all) and a better heat shield for re-entry. A separate booster rocket will be necessary to break the craft out of Earth orbit.

Excalibur Almaz’s bulky space stations will need a lot more work to convert into lunar spacecraft. The first step will be to attach engines. The company plans to use ion thrusters, a high-tech propulsion system in which propellant is ejected using an electric field. Such motors are extremely efficient, and can be powered from a station’s solar panels. But they generate little thrust, meaning that Excalibur Almaz’s mission will take at least six months, compared with just six days for Space Adventures’ chemical-powered craft. In fact, the low-energy trajectory planned by Excalibur Almaz will take its crew members farther from the Earth than any other humans have been.

A journey that long would be risky. One danger is from unpredictable and potentially deadly solar flares, giant releases of stellar energy that would bombard the craft with radiation and fry its occupants. To protect its passengers, the company plans to build an internal “storm shelter” that uses the spacecraft’s water supplies to absorb radiation.

Neither firm will start refitting its spacecraft, a process expected to take around three years, until it has sold all the seats on its maiden flights (two for Space Adventures, three for Excalibur Almaz). The companies are marketing their lunar missions to the same high-tech entrepreneurs and ultra-rich thrill-seekers who have snapped up tourist visits to the ISS and suborbital joyrides—long planned, but yet to fly—with firms such as Virgin Galactic.

Space Adventures already claims to have sold one ticket. That has led Excalibur Almaz to sweeten its deal by offering equity in the company to its first paying passengers. But filling seats may prove tricky. Not only is the asking price more than seven times the $20m cost of a jaunt to the ISS, it also requires months of demanding physical and psychological training. And even if the engineering can be perfected, it remains to be seen how many daredevil billionaires will be willing to spend months cooped up in a metal tube eating freeze-dried food.

from the print edition | Science and technology

Latest Social Investments from MIT – From Guardian CO, UK

Aspen Ideas festival: MIT reveals its latest ‘social’ innovations

Mechanical joints, a device that turns anything into a keyboard and an app to help those with autism among inventions

Prosthetic Leg

Prosthetic limbs may have better mobility in future thanks to mechanized knees and ankles being devised at MIT. Photograph: Radius Images/Alamy

The MIT Media Lab provided a star turn in Aspen on Sunday morning, as researchers revealed some of the ideas and devices that could soon become part of everyday life.

Mechanical ankles and knees, an interactive platform designed for people with autism and a device that can turn virtually anything into an electronic keyboard are among the most interesting innovations coming out of the Massachusetts laboratory.

Doctoral students showcased their handiwork at the fifth day of the Aspen Ideas festival in Colorado.

Storyscape, an internet platform which would enable people with autism and their families to create interactive and customizable stories, could help with the “social nature of autism”, according to founder Micah Eckhardt.

“There is no one solution for autism,” Eckhardt said, acknowledging the “highly heterogenous” nature of the condition, but advances in web and mobile technology are helping people better address the needs of those with autism, which affects 1 in 110 people.

Illustrated stories are already used by parents and teachers to engage children with the condition, but Eckhardt said currently “high-tech means laminated paper and velcro”.

Storyscape enourages the creation of interactive stories, enabling people with autism to express themselves and indulge interests. Users of the app would also be able to share their stories with others.

The Media Lab has focused on social causes in recent years, such as the acclaimed one laptop per child policy, and this was mirrored by discussions in Sunday’s session.

Todd Farrell, a doctoral student in the lab’s biomechatronics group, presented mechanized artificial limbs designed to improve the mobility of amputees. The lab has built and is testing mechanized ankles which are almost as energy efficient as a human ankle, unlike traditional prosthetics.

The group is also involved in developing a “walking exoskeleton” – a less horrific device than it sounds – which is strapped on to the user, allowing them to carry greater loads or run at greater speeds.

Perhaps the greatest crowd pleaser, however, was MaKey MaKey, a project devised by Jay Silver and Eric Rosenbaum which last month raised $568,106 on the funding website Kickstarter. Described as “an invention kit for everyone”, MaKey MaKey is essentially a circuit board and wires that turns everyday objects into touchpads.

The device can be plugged in to a USB socket and combined with the internet, enabling users to explore their creativity by, for example, using alphabet spaghetti as a keyboard or their stairs as a piano.

With MaKey MaKey “plants, coins, your grandma, silverware, anything wet, most foods, cats and dogs, aluminum foil, rain” can be turned into keyboards or computer mice, according to its creators. Rosenbaum told the crowd in Aspen that due to the huge amount of funding from Kickstarter – he and Silver only aimed to raise $25,000 – the device is now on its way, with 10,000 MaKey MaKey kits entering production.

Empress Hotel in Victoria, B.C. on Canada Day

I took this picture last July 1 at Victoria, B.C.  The Inner Harbor was packed with people celebrating Canada Day.  After taking this picture we went to the Empress for high tea.  A really great day.

Save the Planet: Tint Your Car Windows – From Mother Jones

Save the Planet: Tint Your Car Windows

—By 

| Mon Jun. 25, 2012 9:36 AM PDT

I’m feeling a little under the weather today—don’t ask, you don’t want to know—though on the bright side Kaiser Permanente tells me that I passed my recent stress echo with flying colors. So I guess my heart will continue beating properly for another few years anyway. Still, I’m afraid I just can’t spend the entire day blogging about the Supreme Court. Can’t. Do. It. So instead, here’s a bit of trivia from Climate Progress:

On this first day of summer, many car owners are likely to experience the following scenario: enter your car to leave work for the day and the temperature is sweltering—much hotter than outside. The ignition, steering wheel, and seat surface are almost too hot to touch. You roll down your windows or turn on the air conditioner (or both) to get some air moving to quickly mitigate the sauna-like conditions…This is more than just a nuisance on hot days. Of the oil consumed by U.S. passenger vehicles, 5.5 percent is used for air conditioning.

The article goes on to talk about a bunch of high-tech/low-energy ways to keep cars cooler, but they missed my favorite one: window tinting. Here’s my story.

Last year, Marian decided to buy a Prius. This was, unfortunately, right after the earthquake in Japan, and Priuses were in short supply, making it a seller’s market. Not only were no discounts available, but dealers were charging well above list price. However, because Toyota doesn’t allow dealers to just baldly mark up their cars above list, they instead loaded a bunch of accessories onto every car on the lot and then charged highway robbery prices for them. So here’s the way car shopping worked: Instead of going to several dealers and dickering over price, we went to several dealers and compared the crap that they added to the car. At one dealer it was LoJack and a chassis “undercoating.” I practically laughed at that one. I didn’t realize anyone still had the balls to try selling undercoatings anymore, especially in Southern California. At another dealer, it was a (supposedly) super-duper GPS and a few other doodads. Then, finally, we found a dealer who had added only one thing to their cars: window tinting. And they were only charging about twice what it was worth, which really wasn’t bad under the circumstances. So we bought one of their cars.

All I can say is that I was mightily impressed. This wasn’t dark tinting like celebrities get so you can’t see into their cars, it was just a modest gray tint. But it lowers the temperature of the car by a good 5 or 10 degrees when it’s sitting out in the sun. It’s really a big difference, much bigger than I would have guessed. I’ll never get another car without it. And if I’m helping save the planet at the same time, that’s a pretty nice bonus.

Front page image: ronfromyork/Shutterstock

Nature Imitating Art

Interesting effects obtainable from use of depth-of-field.  By focusing on the middle ground rather than the foreground or background and using a shallow depth of field, I was able to transform a basic landscape to an abstract rendering.

A Contemplation of Chattering Minds – From Scientific American

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A Contemplation of Chattering Minds

By Ferris Jabr | June 30, 2012 |
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On Friday I read a post by novelist and essayist Tim Parks on the New York Review of Books blog. Parks argues that the most memorable character in novels of the twentieth century is “the chattering mind, which usually means the mind that can’t make up its mind, the mind postponing action in indecision and, if we’re lucky, poetry.”

Although I enjoyed Parks’s post overall, I take issue with aspects of his analysis. Twentieth century novels certainly feature many chattering minds—minds that converse with themselves page after page in a mixed language of traditional narration and interior monologue. But what is the basis for Parks’s notion that such minds are chronically constipated, prevented from action by indecision? Parks points to the narrator of Dostoyevsky’s Notes from Underground (first published in 1864), whom he says is “prone to qualification, self-contradiction, interminable complication.” That may be true, but Dostoyevsky’s bitter narrator is not representative of the diverse minds that appear in all novels published between 1900 and 2000. More importantly, qualification and self-contradiction—which feature in any human mind—are not barriers to action, progress or change. Parks would have us believe that twentieth century literature is populated by minds that are always thinking, but never doing, never getting anywhere—minds that whir in angry circles, like a toy race car flipped on its side. But thought is action.

As Clarissa Dalloway hurries about the streets of London, buying flowers and decorations for her party, her mind flies from carriages and motorcars to memories of past romance to thoughts of death and back to a roll of tweed in a shop on Bond Street. Just about every sentence we read is filtered through Clarissa’s mind or one of the other minds in the novel. Woolf rarely describes the world in objective third person, deliberately shifting the focus of her fiction away from external reality toward thought, memory and consciousness. She is interested in what happens inside people’s heads and she knows that so much more can happen in a single moment of mental time than in a moment of linear narrative. Clarissa’s mind is not postponing action of any kind—it continually bustles.

Parks further insists that minds in twentieth century novels demonstrate “monstrously heightened consciousness” and that they are so indecisive and indeterminate precisely because of this “excess of intellectual activity.” Excess? Yes, twentieth century novels boast many brilliant and hyperactive minds. But the novelists most seriously committed to depicting the mind in language did not fixate exclusively on geniuses or madmen or otherwise extraordinary minds. Leopold Bloom does not possess a surplus of intellect. Nor does Mrs. Dalloway. Faulkner inhabits minds of varying intellect, tempo and perspicacity. All these novelists celebrate the complexity of everyday thought—they wanted to portray universal aspects of mental life. If the minds they create seem unusually lively, like pots of soup threatening to bubble over, it is because these novelists recognize and revel in the glorious energy of any human mind and because they lend their own mental fervor to the thoughts of others.

Despite all this supposed excess intellect—or perhaps because of it—the mind remains vulnerable, Parks argues. “Virginia Woolf sounds darker notes,” he writes, “warning us that the mind risks being submerged by the urgent blather of modern life.” This interpretation struck me as particularly odd. “The urgent blather of modern life” is surely a phrase Woolf would have detested. She craved London’s energy, even if she recognized its dangers. The minds in her novels do not drown in their own prattle, nor are they overpowered by the frenzy of modern life—rather, they rejoice in it. Consider these passages from Mrs. Dalloway:

“Such fools we all are, she thought, crossing Victoria Street. For Heaven only knows why one loves it so, how one sees it so, making it up, building it round one, tumbling it, creating it every moment afresh…In people’s eyes, in the swing, tramp, trudge; in the bellow and the uproar; the carriages, motor cars, omnibuses, vans, sandwich men shuffling and swinging; brass bands; barrel organs; in the triumph and the jingle and the strange high singing of some aeroplane overhead was what she loved; life; London; this moment of June.” (P. 4)

“She waved her hand, going up Shaftesbury Avenue. She was all that. So that to know her, or any one, one must seek out the people who completed them; even the places. Odd affinities she had with people she had never spoken to, some woman in the street, some man behind a counter – even trees, or barns. It ended in a transcendental theory which, with her horror of death, allowed her to believe, or say that she believed (for all her scepticism), that since our apparitions, the part of us which appears, are so momentary compared with the other, the unseen part of us, which spreads wide, the unseen might survive, be recovered somehow attached to this person or that, or even haunting certain places after death (P. 153)

Woolf is not sounding dark notes; she is not warning us to protect our precious minds from modern life. Rather, she reveals how the mind invents the world it sees—”creating it every moment afresh”—and how each individual mind, though it may seem an autonomous entity, is in fact inextricable from the world around it, from the minds of others, even from trees and barns. Shared memories emanate from the many minds in Mrs. Dalloway, merging with one another like overlapping ripples on the surface of a pond. Wherever they intersect, they form an invisible web, which is itself enmeshed with the city of London. It is this interconnectedness, this net into which we are woven, that “spreads wide” and saves us from complete annihilation in the end.

If we believe Parks, then Woolf and other twentieth century novelists only invented stream of consciousness “to allow the pain of a mind whose chatter is out of control to be transformed into a strange new beauty, which then encompasses the one action available to the stalled self: suicide.” What a bold and restrictive proclamation about one of the most versatile innovations in literature. In her essays and diaries, Woolf  articulated her motivations for trying a new kind of novel—a novel that did not preoccupy itself with verbose descriptions of the physical, but rather with psychological realism. She wanted to remake a living mind in language. Again, Woolf, Joyce, Proust Faulkner and others did not fixate on minds whose chatter was out of control—they invented a new way of writing about the mind, a style that revealed just how wonderfully chaotic, seemingly purposeless and cantankerous an ordinary mind could be. The beauty of their novels is not strange; it is intimately familiar—the same voices we all hear in our heads every day, albeit more eloquent than we have ever known them.

In Parks’s view, a chattering mind is a suffering mind: “Our twentieth century author is simply not interested in a mind that does not suffer.” He explains how, while attending a meditation retreat, it became “all too evident how obsessively the mind seeks to construct self-narrative, how ready it is to take interest in its own pain, to congratulate itself on the fertility of its reflection…But alas, you cannot sit cross-legged without pain unless you learn to relax your body very deeply. And, as neuroscience has recently confirmed, when the mind churns words, the body tenses.”

Twentieth century literature—in fact, literature from every age—is interested in suffering minds, but no era of literature is exclusively interested in mental agony. Woolf, Joyce and Proust penned many painful thoughts—contemplations of suicide, loneliness, self-pity—but they also honored the mind’s moment of triumphs. Sometimes minds in twentieth century novels work hard for their revelations: after struggling to quell self-doubt and the echoes of sexist men who deny her talent, not to mention grappling with the philosophical quandary of objective reality, the young painter Lily Briscoe finally completes her portrait of Mrs. Ramsay—she “has her vision,” if only for a moment, on the very last page of To The Lighthouse. Other times minds stumble onto moments of new understanding, or what Woolf called “little daily miracles, illuminations, matches struck unexpectedly in the dark.”

Psychologists, too, have discovered the benefits of mental chatter, which they call self-talk, private speech or inner voice. Mental rumination is the tendency to mull over one’s frustrations. People who ruminate a lot seem to be especially susceptible to depression, but some psychologists have proposed that a certain level of rumination is advantageous—if we focus on a problem, we are more likely to find a solution. Private speech also plays an important role in the way children learn language and we all rely on self-talk to psych ourselves up before the big game, the job interview or the first date.

More fundamentally, many neuroscientists and psychologists think that without our constant interior monologue—or the mind’s obsessive need to construct self-narrative, as Parks puts it—we would have no sense of self, or at least not the same sense of self most of us understand. Helen Keller wrote that before she learned language, “I did not know that I am. I lived in a world that was a no-world. I cannot hope to describe adequately that unconscious, yet conscious time of nothingness…Since I had no power of thought, I did not compare one mental state with another.” The self is a story we continually revise, just like Clarissa making it all up as she goes along. One of the greatest accomplishments of fiction writers in the twentieth century was learning to recreate this self-narration so realistically that reading their writing feels like slipping into someone else’s mind. Their thoughts become our thoughts. In an earlier post, Parks concludes that we do not need these kinds of novels or any stories for that matter, nor do we need the narrative self. True, we do not need novels the same way we need water, but when it comes to stories, we do not have a choice. We do not wake up one day in toddlerhood and say, “Now I shall begin to tell the story of my Self!” It just happens. Our brains are evolved storytellers.

For me, the choice Parks sets up at the end of his post—the choice between quietness and Roth, between well-being and David Foster Wallace, between mental health and “literary sickness”—is a false choice. I realize Parks might intend a little humor and hyperbole here, but this subject means too much to me to treat so lightly. We should not conflate the narrative mind with suffering, nor quiet with health. Yes, we talk to ourselves—our minds chatter incessantly—and we are all the saner for it.

About the Author: Ferris Jabr is an associate editor focusing on neuroscience and psychology. Follow on Twitter @ferrisjabr.

Why Buy Art? From the Economist

The art market

Why buy art?

Jun 22nd 2012, 15:25 by S.T. | BASEL

“ALL art is immoral,” said Oscar Wilde. He might have added that all art is emotional, including the buying and selling of it. It has become fashionable among economists to study the motivations of art collectors. Now Barclays Bank has generated data that proves that the art market is highly psychological and social.

In a new report entitled “Profit or Pleasure? Exploring the Motivations Behind Treasure Trends”, only a tenth of those questioned said they bought art purely as an investment, whereas 75% cited enjoyment as the key. The study is based on interviews with 2,000 rich people in 17 countries.

Art Basel, a Swiss art fair that is a regular stop for many collectors in June, is certainly about having fun. More than 300 high-end international galleries gather in the otherwise discreet Swiss town for a festive six-day get-together. Collectors, dealers and curators, many of whom look forward to the annual reunion, greet each other with excitement. The sociability of the fair contributes to the aversion that collectors have to going home empty-handed. Jay Smith, an investment advisor at CIBC-Wood Gundy and an important donor of art to museums, admits, “When I don’t buy anything, the fair feels dull. Buying makes you feel connected to what is going on.”

Buying art doesn’t just offer a sense of community, it engenders feelings of victory, cultural superiority and social distinction. Some say that it even fills a spiritual void. The term most commonly used by collectors, however, is that buying art gives them a “high”. George Economou, a self-made shipping tycoon whose art collection in Athens is open to the public, bought several works at Basel this year, including a wooden sculpture from 1924 by Hermann Scherer for over €1m. He distinguishes between buying at auction, which he says feels “more exciting, more vibrant, more alive”, and buying at an art fair, which may have a longer-lasting thrill. At an auction, a lot is won or lost in a matter of minutes, whereas at a fair, a dealer might give a celebrated collector until the end of the day to commit.

Buying expensive art is very competitive, which for a successful purchaser adds to the sense of conquest at acquisition. “Some collectors always want what other collectors want,” explains Andrew Kreps, a New York dealer. “‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife’ is the commandment that most confuses collectors.” At Art Basel dealers with a trophy work on their stands will quietly compile a list of people interested in the work and then offer it to the collector they think offers the best home for the work. Other collectors in the queue will torture themselves, worrying about who is considered more worthy. To ease their feelings, dealers will often say that a museum has reserved the piece. “You suspect it’s not true,” one collector explains, “but the defeat is less humiliating if you think your opponent is a major institution like MOMA.”

If buying is generally pleasurable, selling is mostly not. Few collectors are as lucky as Joel Mallin, a New York collector, who sat at the back of a Sotheby’s auction in London five years ago, watching two telephone-bidders scrap over his Damien Hirst pill cabinet, “Lullaby Spring”. It fetched a record £9.6m ($19.2m) in June 2007. He had paid well less than $1m for the wall sculpture, which dates from 2002. Speaking at a seminar during Art Basel, Mr Mallin admitted that he doesn’t expect ever to repeat the jubilant experience.

Many sellers suffer a measure of remorse when they sell an artwork. They feel “conflicted” and even “guilty”. Selling is so uncomfortable, particularly among collectors who socialize with artists and shop with the “primary dealers” (who represent artists and sell work fresh out of the studio), that they prefer to speak of “de-accessioning” rather than selling.

Several factors fuel the sense of regret. First, selling art has a long association with debt, death and divorce. No one wants to look like they need the money. Second, collectors are exceedingly hesitant about selling works before they have realised their full value, so much so that they often don’t end up selling them at all. Finally, a strong “keeper” etiquette prevails in the art world. Often if a collector acquires a reputation as a seller, particularly one who “flips” works quickly at auction, dealers (who want to control the trade in work by the artists they represent) will refuse to sell him or her more art. Charles Saatchi, for example, has acquired such a status. Rumour even has it that certain British artists such as Peter Doig and Chris Ofili once forbid their galleries to sell their work to him.

Art Basel has a delicate ecology. It thrives on a balance of elitism and camaraderie, business and pleasure. Get it right and the result can be hugely increased sales. Get it wrong and the subtle interplay between dealers and collectors is easily upset. This year the organisers took the seemingly innocuous decision to allow VIPs, with the coveted jet-black passes, to enter at 11am; lesser VIPs, who had purple passes, were held back until 3pm. For the top-tier VIPs this brought considerable advantages: less competition, less pressure to make a quick decision. But it left a bad odour with the second-class VIPs, many of whom were embarrassed by their demotion.

Remarkably, the calm that resulted from the staggered entry was the number one topic of conversation at the fair. Marc Spiegler, co-director of Art Basel, argues that the lack of a “front-loaded frenzy” allowed collectors to “explore the fair and discover new galleries and artists.” But many participating dealers thought that it led to lethargy and deferred decision-making. It may even have sapped energy out of collectors’ coveted purchasing “highs”. Given that Art Basel doesn’t publish any systematic surveys or hard data, one is left only with anecdotal evidence. Suffice it to say that the emotional nature of the art market will remain murky.

The Del Coronado Hotel near San Diego, CA

A picture of one of the architectural features of the iconic Del Coronado Hotel near San Diego, California.  I wanted something other than the standard tourist shot.

A Summary of the Week in London – From the Guardian Co

Simon Hoggart’s week: An old mugging scam through the wonder of Wi-Fi

My historic moment on the underground is marred by a message that was obviously not all it seemed

Nora Ephron

Nora Ephron: her marriage to Carl Bernstein saw him played by Hollywood stars in two films. Photograph: Charles Sykes/ASSOCIATED PRESS

✒Thanks to modern technology they have installed Wi-Fi in some of the bigger London tube stations. It’s a great idea; you can spend hours browsing the Guardian website, or porn, while waiting for your train which is cancelled due to signal failure.

Thanks to this miracle, I was at Waterloo station when my BlackBerry went “brung!” It was a historic moment for me. I pressed the button, and there, a hundred feet below the ground, I could read – a scam message! “You may not remember me, but I desperately need your help. We are in Spain and have just been mugged…” These strike me as risible; even if you recognised the name – a one-in-a-thousand chance – you could easily tell that it was a scam.

When I worked in downtown Washington DC it was common to be approached by well-dressed men, who had been robbed and needed just a few dollars for the subway home. Since they were asking for only around $3 or so, they probably did quite well. I used to say, “that’s terrible! We must go to the police now! This mugger is probably still prowling the streets – hey, why are you leaving?”

 

✒The House of Lords had a short debate this week on the reform of the House of Lords. Amid the fuss in the Commons about fuel tax and crooked bankers it got rather lost, but I enjoyed it.

Lord Richard, who chaired the joint committee on reform, said, “It was indeed a privilege and a pleasure, though perhaps not a treasure beyond measure.” So, let’s get Dr Seuss into the House! Lord Strathclyde wanted the law lords to return, but he said ruefully that it might not be possible since you can’t get toothpaste back into the tube. This must be the only time that the grandest of all our legal grandees have been compared to Euthymol. [[ opt cut ]] Lord Williamson, who is 78, said sadly that he could expect “personal decomposition” before the peers agreed on their own composition. [[ end opt cut ]]

It was left to Lord (formerly John) Reid to rip apart the estimate of costs, which involves paying peers only when they report for duty. “What would we think about any new company that starts with 450 employees and bases its overheads and costs assessment on the hope that they will not turn up for work?”

 

✒Because Nora Ephron, who died this week, was married for a spell to Carl Bernstein, of Woodward and Bernstein, he appeared in two successful films played by Hollywood stars. In All The President’s Men he was Dustin Hoffman and in Ephron’s Heartburn, he was Jack Nicholson. Many of us would go to our graves happy if we could make that claim. Better than being played by Danny DeVito or Timothy Spall, anyway.

Heartburn is, in part, about Bernstein’s affair with Margaret Jay. She was then married to Peter Jay, the British ambassador to Washington, and presented a news programme on NPR, the admirable non-commercial US radio channel. She was, I gather, not universally loved. The offices had a public tannoy system designed to track down any employee.

Bernstein would phone, and would be asked his name. “This is a private call,” he would mutter. The tannoy would boom out, “Carl Bernstein for Margaret Jay!”

 

✒Stanley Hall, a moated Tudor grange in deepest north Essex, is like the house in Le Grand Meaulnes, impossible to find, idyllic when you get there, and almost impossible to find again. Every year they devote a weekend to opera. This year they had the brilliant idea of combining Mozart’s The Impresario, adapted to be about a bankrupt opera company putting on Pagliacci, with the same cast later in Pagliacci. So it was an opera about an opera company putting on an opera which is about putting on a play. It was absolutely lovely.

Last year the temperature was in the 30s, and the forest scene in Eugene Onegin was played by two men in huge Russian greatcoats. This year the rain sluiced down and the marquee groaned in the wind, as we enjoyed an opera set in an Italian town in August.

 

✒More Olympic horrors. It’s now alleged that the surface to air missiles installed around the East End will not just shoot down planes in a 9/11 style attack, but will be used against anyone breaking the incredibly strict sponsorship rules – so don’t even think of drinking Pepsi, or trying to pay for anything with MasterCard. To misquote PG Wodehouse, “he had the air of one, who, bending down to pick up his Burger King burger and fries, suddenly felt a Rapier missile in the small of his back…”

You might think that it’s impossible to get tickets for the top events, or even the most boring. Think again! A company called Prestige Ticketing is offering entry, “and you might be surprised at the prices”. I am. They want £595 to watch the beach volleyball, though the “canoe sprint” is a piffling £295 – for an event you might not watch if it were taking place in your park boating lake.

You can have a nine-hour day at the athletics for £695, though less than four hours of that features people actually running, jumping or throwing things. But you do get breakfast, a champagne reception and lunch to fill the empty hours.

And a week or so back I mentioned the school in Sussex which wasn’t taking children to see the Olympic torch for health and safety reasons. They have relented. Sort of. Bizarrely they held instead a “schools torch relay”. Runners carried the torch to a minibus, which then drove close to the nearest school, to which they ran with the torch, a distance of, well, entire yards.